Elon Musk Is Selling Flamethowers- And I Want One!

Got someone who is hard to shop for?

Not sure what to get your sweetheart on Valentines?

Might I suggest something that Elon Musk has been tweeting about lately?

A FLAME THROWER! 

Say hello to my little friend ...

386.9k Likes, 7,555 Comments - Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Instagram: "Say hello to my little friend ..."

After posting this photo pon his Instagram, Musk tweeted the link to The Boring Company saying "The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party!"

Great for roasting nuts 🔥 🥜

287.9k Likes, 4,494 Comments - Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Instagram: "Great for roasting nuts 🔥 🥜"

Don't do this. Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don't buy one. Unless you like fun.

481.6k Likes, 12.6k Comments - Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Instagram: "Don't do this. Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely..."

When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018

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